the snowboard

Todays new item is the snowboard. It looks plastic and bent. What  is with all these bent items? Ok kids! I have something special to report! I am going to never buy a member item! I hope you go with me because it will show AJHQ that we want equal rights for non members. There just doing it so they can get money! I think its unfair. why are they so unfair to non members anyway.